*fifth-grader voice* i promise that i will never do drugs
when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:
you know what that last one is?
that’s a fucking turtle
if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
It’s like fucking silent hill in the deep sea
That’s funny, because all of those are exactly the reason I love the deep sea.
google gets kinky
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
You blink, you lose.
ding dong ur opinion is wrong
when a relative insults you in front of the family and you just have to take it